The Barren Waste Land of Extremely Specific Kinks

I don't normally post about the porny delicious side of fic, mainly because I don't write it, and secondly because my mum reads this journal.

So, I will kindly ask my mother not to click on the cut text, even though she probably will anyway...but at least this way I can pretend that she didn't...


( Kinks: I have them. Some might consider them weird, but I consider them awesome. )

So, how about you guys? Do you have any really specific kinks that are impossible to find written to your liking?