Remembrance Day Comment-Fic-Meme!
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hells_half_acreUp here in Canadaland, Nov. 11 is Remembrance Day - which means I don't have to work! So, in honour of all those who fought for my country in wars and whatnot, I'm going to spend the day writing fanfiction.
And you, dear flist, are going to give me prompts!
WHAT TO DO: Leave me a prompt in comments! I will write a little drabble to fulfil it.
RULES:
1. I only write Gen.
2. I don't watch much TV, so if you suggest crossovers, I might not have the knowledge to do it.
3. For those of you who friended me based on my Harry Potter/Supernatural crossover. You CAN prompt me to write with the Harry Potter characters; HOWEVER, if it is already a scene that I'm working on for the sequel, I may refuse the request, because I don't want to spoil the surprise...or I may still write it, but not set it in the Damned Demented Demon 'verse.
4. You can prompt until the end of Nov. 11th (in whatever time zone you are in.)
PROMPT AWAY!
PS: I'll feel really pathetic if nobody prompts. I've been jazzing myself up to do this for a whole week.
And you, dear flist, are going to give me prompts!
WHAT TO DO: Leave me a prompt in comments! I will write a little drabble to fulfil it.
RULES:
1. I only write Gen.
2. I don't watch much TV, so if you suggest crossovers, I might not have the knowledge to do it.
3. For those of you who friended me based on my Harry Potter/Supernatural crossover. You CAN prompt me to write with the Harry Potter characters; HOWEVER, if it is already a scene that I'm working on for the sequel, I may refuse the request, because I don't want to spoil the surprise...or I may still write it, but not set it in the Damned Demented Demon 'verse.
4. You can prompt until the end of Nov. 11th (in whatever time zone you are in.)
PROMPT AWAY!
PS: I'll feel really pathetic if nobody prompts. I've been jazzing myself up to do this for a whole week.
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Attack of the Coffee-Monster
Date: 2009-11-11 11:24 pm (UTC)"Why is everyone screaming?" Sam replied. Dean opened his eyes to see people pouring out the diner...screaming. Then he and Sam were running, pushing their way against the flow to get inside and see what was happening...
"Holy..." Sam said once they were inside. There, crawling it's way over the counter, was a huge black blob of undulating liquid. The smell of coffee was so strong, Dean felt his energy spike from the fumes alone. There was a waitress and a few customers trapped at the back of the narrow diner, making small panicked whimpering noises.
"Are you ok?!" Sam yelled back, and received some frantic nods.
"It ate Francis!!" The waitress said in disbelief, "it just...it rolled right over him and he didn't come out...he'll drown!"
"Where did it come from?" Dean asked, as he watched the black blob seemingly try to decide if it was going to go after the cowering customers or come after him and Sam.
"The new coffee maker!" the waitress replied pitifully, "oh god...I've gone insane."
"Sam, try to get to the coffee maker," Dean ordered, "I'm going to distract it."
"What?!" Sam said, "how?"
"I'm going to try to find Francis," Dean replied, just as the coffee-blob lunged for them. "Go! Hurry!"
Sam leaped over the counter to make a dive for the coffee machine, while Dean made a dive directly into the mess of coffee.
*
The coffee-blob slowed after the impact with Dean. Sam watched out of the corner of his eyes as the surface of the coffee monster undulated violently.
Sam ripped the coffee machine from the wall, and studied it closely. Sure enough, demonic symbols were carved crudely around the base.
"What the hell?" Sam muttered. There was a crash from behind him, a human arm stuck out of the coffee-monster. It wasn't Dean's.
Sam quickly ran back over and grabbed hold of the hand, pulling as hard as he could. A man in his 20s tumbled out...covered in coffee.
"Francis!" the waitress cried, and ran over. He wasn't breathing. Sam helped haul Francis away from the monster, and left the waitress to revive him. He had to destroy the demonic coffee-maker.
Not knowing what to do, Sam smashed it on the floor first. The coffee monster remained. So he grabbed up the pieces and ran into the kitchen, lighting the nearest gas stove and shoving the coffee maker directly on the burner, while pouring salt over it. The kitchen staff was too busy cowering in the back to do anything more than gawk at him.
There was a great splashing sound from the diner and a soft thump, that had Sam running out of the kitchen.
Dean was sprawled on the floor, soaked in coffee, and coughing up more coffee.
"Dean!" Sam yelled.
"Ugh," Dean replied.
Sam knelt in the remains of the coffee-monster and patted his brother on the back. He glanced up to see that the waitress had successfully saved Francis, who was now giving Dean a tired smile of gratitude.
"That was the most delicious monster we've ever fought!" Dean said suddenly, as he stood up.
"Are you ok? Do you-" Sam started to say,
"Was it the coffee-maker? Did you destroy it? It must have been the coffee-maker? Did you just smash it or did you have to burn it? Judging by the smell, I'd say you burnt it. It was the best smelling monster we've ever fought too. God it smelled so good. It was a little hot though, on the inside I mean. I don't think I'm scalded, but it was close. I'm more concerned about that Francis guy. Is he ok? Oh hey, there he is. You ok dude? Huh, he seems tired. Did you know that there are people who have different reactions to coffee? Some people it wakes them up, but others it makes them tired. That usually happens when you drink too much coffee. DO YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE FRANCIS? Oh, I think he's napping. Anyway, he should lay off the coffee. Do you want breakfast Sammy? I don't think we should eat here, but I could use some breakfast. Maybe some pancakes. You remember those pancakes in Vermont. Those were good pancakes. Hey, you want to drive to Vermont for pancakes? We could get ice-cream too, I bet, that's where the Ben and Jerry's plant is..."
Re: Attack of the Coffee-Monster
Date: 2009-11-12 12:13 am (UTC)I started laughing here:
"It ate Francis!!"
The tears started up here:
There was a crash from behind him, a human arm stuck out of the coffee-monster.
And I'm completely sure I ruptured something vital with that last paragraph!
Re: Attack of the Coffee-Monster
Date: 2009-11-12 12:46 am (UTC)It was a lot of fun to write, so thanks for the prompt!
Re: Attack of the Coffee-Monster
Date: 2009-11-12 12:59 am (UTC)Re: Attack of the Coffee-Monster
Date: 2009-11-12 02:20 pm (UTC)Hah! Only Dean would be able to say that! And the last paragraph is just hilarious. I would imagine the crash from the high would be just as hilarious.
Re: Attack of the Coffee-Monster
Date: 2011-03-31 09:23 pm (UTC)I LOVED THIS!
The waitress' scream made me laugh and I didn't stop until Dean's running monologue... OH MY GOD.... THE TEARS! I love Dean's train of thought and the babbling... oh the babbling....
Re: Attack of the Coffee-Monster
Date: 2011-03-31 09:26 pm (UTC)