MOAR CHARTS: This time DEAN!

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Yesterday, I explored Sam's clothes purchasing habits, today, let's look at Dean's...

Now, the problem with Dean (one of the many, poor boy) is that he has VERY FEW CLOTHES. So, these pie charts are a bit ridiculous, because I am working with very small numbers.

But let's do it anyway!

Again, this is only an analysis of the "shirt" category of If Clothes Could Talk and does not include henleys. Also, for the purposes of these charts, denim is counted as blue/black. (I combined blue/black and green/beige, because those are colours that I have difficulty telling apart.)

We'll start off with our basis of S1:

As you can see, Dean keeps things pretty evenly distributed.

Let's see how traveling with Sam changes that:


Now what happens when Dean only has a year to live?

Apparently Dean's association between Plaid and Angst runs deep...

But don't worry Dean, you are saved! How will you celebrate?

That's more like it. As a fellow green-eyed person, I understand Dean's love for wearing green...


And a very fine shirt it was. I think you've made the point about liking green now, Dean.

What happens when Dean's been out of the game for a year?

Once again, evenly distributed, if you ignore the lack of new plaid.

So, what have we learned? If you want to buy Dean a shirt for Christmas, he'll obviously appreciate a green/beige shirt, but not necessarily need it.

Now, because Dean's wardrobe is so small, I also did a chart of the whole thing from S1-S6:

And there you have it.

I hope you enjoyed this journey into Dean's duffle...

Comments

[purple-carpets.livejournal.com]

I'm obviously sleep deprived, because the S5 chart had me giggling like crazy. I think I'll just ignore Dean's tastes and get him a new red plaid shirt anyway, because damn it, he looks good in it.

[nwspaprtaxis.livejournal.com]

Thank you for amusing me.

Also this? the problem with Dean (one of the many, poor boy)... is pretty much why I just want to hug and pet him to infinity.

And add me to the list of people who are entertained and reduced to giggling by the Season 5 chart.

Maybe Dean hates clothes shopping and leaves it up to Sam and only gets a new shirt when Sam stumbles across one that's a bit on the small side for him but looks like it could suit Dean. I especially love the correlation between plaid and angst. It's so true. I miss plaid on him. He looks all lost-little-boy and cuddly in plaid. But, yes, he does like his green.

[baruchan.livejournal.com]

LOL, I love how plaid is an indication of Angst in Winchester Land. (Also, I love that you do these pie charts. Statistics FTW!)

[galwithglasses.livejournal.com]

I love that you do these charts (as well as the rest of the project). Poor S5 Dean with only the one new shirt. He must be constantly doing laundry.

It always cracks me up that whenever Sam takes off, he takes so little luggage. Maybe that's why he ends up buying new shirts. Their duffles must be like the Weasley's Anglia with all that space inside that you can't see.

[katsheswims.livejournal.com]

I just love you.

Dean is adorable.

[mattheal.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that Dean needs some diversity in his life. Looks damn good in green though so can't fault him for that!

You have to have so much patience to go through the episodes and catalog everything so well!!!

[borgmama1of5.livejournal.com]

This is priceless.

ONE new shirt for Dean in the whole of season 5?!? Oh Dean...

[sandymg.livejournal.com]

You rock. Seriously. This is telling in so many ways. Not sure I know what they are. But it's telling.

Don't stop. I love to be able to proudly say I belong to the *best* fanhood ever!

[msninacat.livejournal.com]

The Plaid = ANGST is the best discovery ever. LOL Great charts!

[risenshine22.livejournal.com]

I love the plaid and the red shirts! Of course green fits Dean very well, although there are only a couple of episodes in which you can see his real eye color! I love doing those screen cap quiz and it feels like Dean always wears one of his green shirts at one point in every episode - I know he's not, but if feels this way.
So, demons can apparate complete with clothes on, angels too - maybe the Winchester have found a way to have suits and shirts apparate?? ok, just being silly here...

[mymuseandi.livejournal.com]

LOL at the S5 pie chart. That's hilarious, with an underlying AWWWWWWW, and I want to ruffle his hair, and but him more varied shirts. And wooly socks :p

Digressing a little, I wonder if he has any other color blazer other than black, though. Just because :)

[mekina.livejournal.com]

Aww! Oh, Dean, just one new shirt in S5? That's...strangely adorable. And it makes me want to hug him.

Have I mentioned how awesome you are for doing all these charts and cataloging and listing and everything? Because, yeah, you're totally awesome.

[marlowe78.livejournal.com]

Haha, this is soo cool! I love how people can spend their time doing weird and apparently useless stuff. That's how the really Big Scientific Findings came to pass....

Thanks for being a well of useless but hopelessly entertaining information!