Haha, those are some of the many reasons I want to write it...but I'd like to figure out what the point of it is first. Or maybe I'm going about this wrong, and the point of it will come to me as I write...I guess we'll find out!

I have to find out how tall Tom Hopper is. He plays Percival on Merlin and is the biggest/tallest cast member....so that will answer my question as to whether they'll have armour big enough for Sam on hand. ;)