America is sort of like a bad relationship. The two parties keep arguing about who is leaving wet towels on the floor of the bathroom, rather than the fact that they can't pay their mortgage and their kids keep ending up in jail...and no one is feeding the dog and he's starting to eye the baby oddly.

OMG, you are awesome. That's the perfect analogy, and has the benefit of making me laugh in the process. Too bad it's true.

I always feel like apologizing to other countries, lol. As if can control it. *grimaces*

So while I'm projecting:
Thank you, Canada, for giving me all my favorite television shows. You rock. (You too, UK.)

;D