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Gabe and I were at the grocery store tonight surveying the choices of microwavable lasagnas. Both of us are in a rather dull mood these days, bored out of our skulls and slightly sick of our lives.

"I wish they made vegetable meat lasagnas" I said, "They make vegetarian lasagnas with vegetables and they make meat lasagnas with absolutely no vegetables, but they never make meat AND vegetable lasagnas."

"Yeah, they assume you are either a vegetarian or strictly a meat-lover" Gabe replied.

"Right, and there's nothing for those of us who like everything." I said. We picked out a meat lasagna and started walking towards the cashiers.

"The world isn't made for people like you and me, Alix," Gabe suddenly said, "People who like to go everywhere and eat everything."

"No" I replied.

Gabe laughed, "Man, I just made us sound like some sort of Godzilla movie-monster. GRRR EAT EVERYTHING!"
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