I get boneless and floppy and hilarious and then I throw up. People seem to find this entertaining for some reason. At least I don't get hangovers.

Oh god gin. No no no no no. A friend made me a gin and tonic once, like a pint of the stuff. And I really didn't like it. So I left it. And the next day I asked him what happened to it. He said he had it for breakfast. I HOPE HE WAS JOKING.