I was looking for your report and did not see the update. More importantly, hug! For how long and did Jared have a nice cologne on? Inquiring minds are desperate to know.

I carry around a moderately sized, multifunctional pocket knife for those situations where something needs to be screwed, trimmed or severed (e.g., have you tried opening some of those child-proof packages? More like "sealed for your frustration" packaging).