I would have LOVED the prostitute bit to have been in it. :D And also the snowball fight. I don't think it sounds like a set up for gay porn. Or at least I think it'd be really easy for it not to, by having it from Harry's POV and him remembering doing that when he was a student and thinking it's nice to see them act like brothers more.

Oh and I also liked the paragraph you thought was "too cheesy".